Take the test by answering the 10 questions below that best suit you, then click on the button and your Pokemon Character personality will be revealed.



1. What do you do in a battle?

Fight all my pokemon to death
Sit back and watch
Shout encouragement from far away
Pose and laugh wickedly.
I try really hard to be tough and butch.
Break out my toys
Battle? Make love not war.
Wow! A battle? This is exciting!

2. What do you do after falling in a hole?

Curse and blame everyone else
Wiggle my butt around
Try not to let go of the thing I'm carrying
Hit the closest person
Get out, then get back in and repeat the process
Hmmmmmm, that's a very interesting question
Get hit
Take advantage of slavery and use my Pokemon

3. What would do with a gazillion dollars?

I don't need money, I have myself
Leave my accursed double life behind and live on sexual perversion
Buy lotsa shiny things
Spend it all on myself, of course
Flaunt it in the hope I can finally get laid
Buy a new bike
Huh?
Food, fashion, and a certain operation

4. Who is it you love?

Any and every girl I see
My secret and unrequited love
Myself
My pet rat
I'm forever searching
Love is for those who ain't a shag machine like me
My idol
I don't need nobody

5. Do others like you?

They would if they knew the real me
I know the ladies do
Ohhhh, i really hope so
My Mum says i'm cool
My reputation precedes me
They better
Of course they do! I'm stunning, intelligent, and a wonderful dresser
I don't care

6. Who is your ideal match?

Anyone I can boss around
Pikachu vs Mewtwo
Anyone rich who won't fight off my advances
Anyone........anyone at all
Anyone whom I can shag six ways from Sunday, preferably young and innocent
Anyone who will let me be who I am
Someone the same race as me
Someone I have an unhealthy obsession with

7. What is your favourite movie?

Lolita
The Picture Book
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Some Like It Hot
The Odd Couple
Dumb and Dumber
Goodfellas
Spanking the Monkey

8. What's your favourite colour?

Purple Rage
Happy Yellow
Pale Pastel Pink
Sneaky Orange
Thick Black
Devil Red
Vrigin Blue
Dirty Green

9. What would be your ideal date?

Me, my right hand, and a book
July 16th, 1981
Inviting the neighbours over for an orgy
Talking about our feelings
Dates are for pussies
Date? let's skip it and go straight to the marriage
An evening with Liza and Barbara
Shagging any rich man

10. How do you like to dress?

Like a little slut
Only the finest fashions and fabrics will do - even if I can't afford them
I don't wear clothes
Two sizes too big
My mum dresses me
To make me look older and experienced
In anything chic that let's me show off my fabulous legs
In something I can take off and put back on quickly

(Coding stolen from the Beatles test.)