Pokemopolis - 'cause Pokemon is NOT a Childrens Cartoon


	While Indigo was about proving more that Jesse and James were not a couple, Orange sets out to show that James is gay, episode by episode from 84 to 115. Episode 082: A Scare in the Air Now, before you right in with angry letters, yes, we know this actually an episode from the Indigo League. This piece of evidence was discovered after the Indigo pages had been finished, so....we stuck it here. It's just an image. But a pretty good one. Take a look at the picture, Jesse and James. Zeppelin attendants. Jesse looks very presentable with her hair up like that. And James, in an attempt to look butch sports a pair of shades. Look again. Look at his hands. There is nothing hetero about that pose at all. It's very Carson Kresley. And then, he does it again. Episode 083: Pokeball Peril Now, don't argue with us this is our site. Instead of rewriting the Indigo page we decided to put the last two from Indigo her in Orange. Just because we can. Take a look at the picture. Jesse and James now both "wearing men's clothes" complete with Poirot style moustaches. Look again. James. Look at his hands. While Jesse makes an effort to pass as a man (yet forgetting to remove her earrings, James fails miserably and instead looks like a member of the Village People. Episode 086: Pikachu Re-volts Now, we all are very aware of, by now, that Jesse and Cassidy dabbled in a sapphic, lesbotic relationship in the past, a relationship that ended bitterly when Jesse broke it off. Just to refresh your memory banks, this was a fling that Jesse has before she had met James, as he had really no idea who either Butch and Cassidy were. The thought of Jesse and Cassidy together sends James into neither a jelous rage nor a horny hetero fantasy daydream of which he would have needed to excuse himself for a moment and run for the nearest toilet. He seems quite unphased by the whole situation. Episode 088: In the Pink Well, wher do we start. Part way through the episode Jesse and James fantasizing about a wonderful place called Pinky Land where Jesse dresses as a Rhett Butler and James as Scarlett O'Hara. Again. It seems Team Rocket kept their costumes from "Pokemon Fashion Flash" for just such an occasion. Pinkyland, a world made with James' favourite colour, is a magical, fabulous place where the pokemon are pink and wear make-up, where Weezings smile, and where Republicans dare not tread. And to boost, James shows his love of interior decorating by enquiring as to whether the pink Rhyhorn is "Shocking Pink or more of a Pale Pastel Pink". Episode 089: Shellshock James is wearing some hideously gauche clothing that he normally wouldn't be caught dead in, and it's probably the weight of this fashion emergency that's holding him down rather than all the gear he is carrying. James, it seems is carrying all equipment, and when Jesse complains that he needn't have brought all the gear our gay friend becomes VERY bitchy and retorts that no one asked her to bring her nasty attitude! Mee-ow. Episode 090: Stage Fight Team Rocket appear as flamboyantly as possible, and folks you are going to LOOOOVE this! Jesse is dressed as a Pirate Captain, and James is dressed as a... YES! James is dressed as...... A CABIN BOY! Now come on peoples, you all knows what Pirate Captains do with their Cabin Boys, don't you! It's Jesse's last ditch effort to get James into bed with her. Although they're friends, the woman has needs and James just can't (and won't!) fulfil them. So she dresses in as manly a costume as possible and gets James dressed up as a cabin boy in the hopes she can fool him. Sorry Jesse, you may have a man's name (In Japanese) and a very butch attitude, but you just don't have the.... ahem, equipment, to please our theatrical, dramatic anti-hero. The kids make their way to the stage despite being tied up and through secret signals get the Pokemon to go into acting mode, pretending to talk (which makes Meowth cry in nostalgic memory) before Hitmonchan smashes James across the room. "HEY! HOW DARE YOU HIT MY FRIEND!" screams Jesse. FRIEND! That's right, despite the sometimes desperate need for sex that over-rides her better intentions, Jesse regards James as nothing more than her friend. YOU GET THAT, ROCKETSHIPPERS! GIVE UP YOUR MAD QUEST FOR IMPOSSIBLE LOVE AND GET ON WITH YOUR LIVES! Ahem, yes, well..... you understand. Episode 097: Tracey Gets Bugged Now this episode contains possibly the best piece of evidence for anti-Rocketshipping ever in the history of evidence. A swarm of Scyther appear and the leader charges our beloved Team Rocket and swing wildly....... Oh no! NO! NOOOOOO! Jesse's hair! Her beautiful hair! James and Meowth stare in shock at their friend, the three of them having just escaped The Scyther. Meowth's eyes are huge! Checking a mirror and seeing the hack job done on her beautiful, beautiful hair, Jesse is ready to go and fight all those Scyther hand to blade all by herself. And you know what, she'd probably win, too! James and Meowth convince her to capture them instead, so that they can, as James says, take revenge on Jesse's haircut (a terrible hack-job if ever a gay man did see one), as well as get in good with the boss. Jesse agrees, then takes off to get them again. James appeals to her sense of style by putting forth the prospect of her getting a crew cut. This is Jesse's worst nightmare, of course, and she finally agrees to calm down. And then the motto. Jesse : Prepare for trouble Laughing James : It used to be there but now it's stubble! Angry Jesse : To protect my head from humiliation. Laughing James : She had hair but now it's on vacation. Angry Jesse : My gorgeous hair was my ONE TRUE LOVE! * Laughing James : They went together like a hand in glove. Jesse. James. Angry Jesse : Now my hairs short but it won't be for long. Laughing James : And it won't stop our Jesse from doing what's wrong! Meowth : Hairy! * - Her hair was her one true love! Hey, hear that Rocketshippers, one true love! Her hair! Her hair was her one true love! Don't you think if the mad concept of JJ love was true that James wouldn't have protested at this point? Episode 099: Mandarin Island Miss Match As Jesse and Meowth explain that they can't hope to beat Prima, they're just going to take the beaten Pikachu, James waves his hand in front of his nose as if saying that she's smelly. Yeah! James isn't taken in by such silly things as breasts and lips and hips and thighs and buttocks and..... Ahem. Basically, if James at all were hetero, he would have been showing some interest in her rack. Misty did, and she has always only ever had eyes for Ash. But before you say, "but Ash didn't", while he may be hetero (he's 10 for Pete's sake, it's a bit too early to be imposing roles on him) he also has the mental capacity of a baked potato. Episode 100: Wherefore Art Thou, Pokemon? This episode is about love. Jesse is back in flashback mode, telling the story of her sad, miserable life. The rosebuds fall as always, recounting all the men that have left her throughout her days questing for love (and not a sign of James anywhere!). She seems to have been around a bit, often falling for charming, debonair types that wine her, dine her, love her and leave her. Sniff "All in love's unfair!" comments James who understands completely being in exactly the same position, often falling for charming, debonair types that wine him, dine him, love him and leave him. This scene shows no sign of Rocketshipping. Jesse does not make the remark that she has found the love of her life in James, she is telling us she is forever searching. They do, however, get married. Don't get excited. It's a wedding scenen reminiscent of the one in The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, where the gay man marries the lesbian (don't ask - just rent the film, it's great), this is no real couple in love (except with themselves) but James in drag as the bride and Jesse in drag as the groom (although she maintains her lipstick!). Perhaps nothing more than a foible to confuse Ash and his friends, nevertheless, the roles could have been reversed and they still would not have known. But they didn't. Episode 108: Pokemon Double Trouble Now, this episode contains one of many quotes strengthing our 'James is gay/ Team Rocket are not a couple' arguement. There Team Rocket are, sitting on the head of the Robo-Rhydon, only just jutting out of the water in a small island. They mention their fears over the Boss finding out they wrecked a robot and so-forth and so-on, but all of that is unimportant when convinced to the following two lines from Jesse and James. "A poet once said, no man is an Island," mutters James. "Well," snaps Jesse at the one male in the world that doesn't want her, "You're no man, James." What more need be said, really? Episode 107: The Stun Spore Detour Jesse is ill and James and Meowth are doing all the dirty work. It's here that we spot something rarely seen, James in bad clothing. He's bemoaning the costume he's been forced to wear, of course, thinking he looks like a clown. And indeed he does, in baggy blue pants that stop above the ankles, a shirt made from a sack that gives him saggy breasts, a white handkerchief around his head and a reddish-brown nose on a wire wrapped around his head. He looks like a rice paddy worker. Meowth, wearing a brown sackcloth around his head, explains that they're going to look suspicious if seen in their Team Rocket costumes, so he swiped the costumes from the local costume shop. "Couldn't you have stolen something a little more, flattering?" asks James, staring down at his saggy breasts. These are not the breasts of a James, no, not at all, if James is to have breasts he'll have big, rounded ones which he shows off in skimpy little outfits. It's just the way things are done. "I'M A POKEMON! NOT A FASHION CONSULTANT!" screams Meowth, who has never understood Jesse and James obsession with clothes. It must be tough on him, spending all of his time with a couple of overly dramatic fashion plates. Later Misty, who is alone herself, comes across a Southern Belle with a pram. The woman looks quite fetching with her dark hair worn down, wearing a large sun hat and wiping at her eyes as she tells how her poor precious honey child (that would be Meowth, going goo goo ga ga) inhaled some Stun Spore from a Vileplume and hasn't been able to move one itty bitty muscle since, and worst of all, her sweet-pea can't smile! She wishes she could find some Salpheo Weed so she could see her baby smile one, more, time! With this James bursts into tears, his performance good enough to make him cry. Unfortunately his acting was too good, as it fools Meowth as well and he sobs that they have to help that baby (himself!). This lets the cat out of the bag, so to speak, as Misty realises that she's being fooled. Meowth leaps up as James growls and then notes that at least he fooled her. "That's because you're a fool!" she snaps. "Baby or not, prepare for trouble!" snaps Meowth. "Lady or not, make it double!" adds James. They go through the motto, Meowth filling in for Jesse's part, James still talking in his Southern Belle voice while he is still in the dress. He didn't need to but his acting got the better of him here. Episode 113: Viva Las Lapras Jesse just wants to see the twerp and his friends get stung by Tentacruel like they were (actually they were blown out of the ocean by a cannon but hey, who's going to argue with Jesse!). "They'd be paralysed and powerless!" says James, lifting his head again. "Then we can just sail away with Pikachu," laughs Jesse, throwing her arm high like The American Bad-Ass. "Jesse, that's an absolutely fabulous idea!" gasps James as Meowth crawls back up behind him. An absolutely fabulous idea. Fabulous. Fabulous. Tell us now, just tell us that he's not gay. Episode 114: The Underground Roundup James fails miserably in his attempts to capture a Voltorb, driving Jesse mad at his incompetence, screaming at the nervous blue haired prima-donna as Meowth glares angrily at his gay team-mate. James keeps trying and keeps trying, always missing until finally he lets his rage (and his best kept, dirtiest secret out) by yelling the dodgiest thing we have ever, e-e-e-eeeVAH heard in Pokemon. "This thing is slipperier than a greased Gengar!" Oh man, a greased Gengar? What is James doing gresing up Gengars. We don't wanna know. Episode 115: A Tent Situation Team Rocket make a timely entrance on a high wire and their laughter fills the air. "Prepare for trouble, and the greatest act yet!" "Better make it double, because we don't use a net!" Jesse is sitting on a unicycle and is dressed in a coat with long tails, wearing a swimsuit underneath with thigh high boots, white cuffs and holding a whip. Ahhhh. She is holding James up with one arm, exhibiting remarkable strength as James splays out wide, holding up an umbrella to help balance himself, also lowering wind resistance by wearing..... A SKIN TIGHT UNITARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, he sure can't be gay, can he! Jesse, adamant that she doesn't care, wants to know what the big twerp (Brock) is doing back in Pallet Town, and Meowth asks why he isn't still on Valencia Island with Professor Ivy. Brock is gone, disappeared, until they hear him mutter, "don't say that name." Turning, they spot Brock sitting up in the middle of the tight rope, holding the umbrella over his head, crouched down with his ass pointed right at James. "Eeeeeeeeeeee!!" gasps James, "He took my parasol!" Not quite the real translation, we think, given the position of James' head to Brock ass, the excited squeal in his voice and his lifted hands almost looking ready to knead, to massage, to pert, muscular globes of male flesh..... Ahem, yes. 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